People often assume that Scott Jordan is the heart and soul of SCOTTeVEST LLC just because his name happens to be in the company title. Well, he may be the brains behind this operation, but ask anyone in the know who's REALLY the driving force behind the SeV and they'll tell you without hesitation -- that's its Kelly Adoggi. Kelly, SeV's Director of Marketing and CEO (Chief Excavating Officer), may look like an ordinary poodle, but looks can be so deceiving. She eschewed (or was it just chewed?) doggie discipline school, opting for home schooling instead. The results have left parents Scott and Laura as proud as can be. Kelly has really made a difference in our bottom line, Scott says. Our required office furniture, health plan and even salaries have all been cut thanks to her presence. However, I must admit that our Miscellaneous Beef Jerky expenses were a bit exorbitant last year. Kelly is a real team player, and when she isn't performing product strength testing (can an SeV withstand teeth marks?), she helps out our development department with fine suggestions such as custom pockets designed for chewy toys and mailman repellent.

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